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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 01:37

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why are daughters mean to their mothers?

HELLO

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.